31

Oct

So at this point, pretty much anywhere you go looking for a Halloween costume – you’re not going to have any luck. We can say that with whole hearted confidence. Those last minute, cheesy masks at CVS – sold out. Party City – forget about it. Walmart – do you really have time to stand…

23

Oct

1991 was 22 years ago. Again – 1991 was TWENTY TWO years ago. Meaning people born in 1990 are now sitting next to you at a bar. Let that sink in. If you grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons OR woke up to your kids watching Saturday morning cartoons, that era is now over. As of…

15

Oct

No one is getting up extra early to eat a hearty breakfast and if you do, well good for you. You get to live in the nursing home a few more years than everyone else. The rest of us eat nothing in the morning and it doesn’t matter how many times a talking head on…

07

Oct

There are people who eat and people who dine. People who are hungry and people who are always hungry. There are even people that will eat something that fell on the floor and people who would rather die. The good thing about going to an outdoor food festival – besides the presumable people watching –…